checklist for chalet

Hello my lovelies,

Here are some things you need to know about the chalet from Tues to Thurs.

1. Bring your toothbrush. We will have a bottle of bath stuff and a tube of toothpaste to share, but you have to bring your own toothbrush, or use your finger, or whatever it is you do to your teeth. If you don't brush your teeth, OMG DON'T COME NEAR ME.

2. We may be going to the beach on the second day, so do bring your swim things/extra clothes. Unless you are allergic to seawater or something. In addition, you SHOULD bring sunblock so that you don't get burnt to a crisp. You want to be hero and brave the UV radiation, go ahead, but no whining later that you're so burnt etc etc. I will slap you on your sunburn and make you cry.

3. You are reminded to bring a present for your mortal. If you want to you can also bring one for your angel (depending on how much you like your angel). Present budget is $3 to $10. Try not to be cheapskate, and don't get some rubbish item that no one in their right mind would want (eg. a broken garden gnome who looks like Santa Claus). If you are unsure whether your mortal is coming, you can check with Xinhui who has the master list of attendees.

4. Reminder that if you want snacks or things to nibble on you have to bring your own. Please be responsible and don't leave them half-eaten and lying around. I will erect signposts for the ants to travel to where you are sleeping, so they can bite you on the ass.

5. Whatever you are intending to bring to the chalet, esp if it is expensive/high-tech/cost more than half my salary, no one will be responsible for it except you. The chalet may not always be secure so please do ensure you either have it with you at all times or you have someone keeping an eye on it for you. This includes things like handphones, laptops, PSPs, MP3 players and whatever other crap you want to bring.

6. Please for goodness sake bring a towel. Don't SHARE cos that is plain disgusting. And please bring a BATH towel, not a hand or face towel. Your butt very small meh?

7. If you want to watch DVDs you can bring them along, cos we will be renting a player for the duration of our stay. Please don't bring porn. I will slap you silly with the DVD box, and then throw you out.

8. Please also bring your own cup. There are no cups in the chalet and I don't encourage drinking with your mouth under the tap. Esp if you want to drink Milo on the morning of the second day, you need a cup that can contain hot liquid, eg a mug. =) If you want to share with someone it's up to you. As long as you don't share with me.

9. PLEASE PAY YOUR MONEY IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY. MS STRAATEN IS VERY POOR. SHE WILL SET THE GUARD DOG OF HELL ON YOU IF YOU DON'T PAY. IN ADDITION SHE WILL REDIRECT THE LIZARDS AND COCKROACHES TO YOU, TOGETHER WITH THE ANTS, TO BITE YOU ON THE ASS. Those who have not paid and don't pay on the day will have to sleep outside. And I will pray it rains at night.

=) Any other questions or queries, let me or Xinhui know. Call us if you will be late meeting us at Jurong East tomorrow. Thanks.